The 7 Stupidest Ways For Coming Up With A Funky New Domain Name
This post is by no means serious. Please don’t actually use these suggestions, or I might have to hurt you.
We’ve all been at the point of sitting there at the domain name search box wondering how people come up with such radical domain names. Why can’t we all be that creative? Well now you don’t have to!
Using the 7 tips below, you’ll now be able to create an ear drum shatteringly good domain name in seconds! Read on and all your worries will be over – This is how the professionals do it…
7. Raid your collection of spam.
Use the first and third word in every email to create new and interesting word combinations!
6. Steal someone else’s name.
It’s really easy, just think of one of the popular websites and use that to register the .info, .tv, .sg, .br, .de and any other domain you can think of! If the name worked for them, it’s bound to be a hit for you right?
5. Just mash your keyboard with the flat of your palm.
The key to this technique is all in how you roll your wrist. (hey, you’ll probably end up with a domain name better than half of them out there)
4. Makeyourdomainnamereallylongandobtuse.com
Long live the longtail!
3. Turn your spell checker off …
… and unintentionally (or intentionally) register a misspelt domain name.
2. Choose something offensive.
You can’t please everyone. So why try to even please anyone? Maybe you can call your search engine “sick” in Chinese? Or name your new energy drink “Cocaine” in an effort to ween off those addicted druggies?
… And my all time favourite stupid way of coming up with a funky new domain name …
1. Make up a new crazy word with the letter ‘R’!
Just like flickr, tumblr, and many other ‘R’ sites, you too can add an ‘R’ and have an incredibly unique name like the big guys. How about “syphilisr” for that new viral social website? Or “extendr” to promote your legitimate viagra goods? (Only $1.97 a bottle now??!! Incredible!!!!)
This post is part of my Friday fun ones and not intended to be taken seriously. I usually post very useful and serious information on internet business tips…. no really I do. 
Leave a comment below with your number one sure fire way for creating a funky fresh domain name!
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